Albertux# ./Blog

// Source code of 6 days
#include "mom.h"
#include <human.h>
#include <human/walk.h>
#include "beer.h"
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void Mayo();
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~April()  {
// April 29
// Some pics and video

// Me

// http://bse.ayalasoft.net testing on terminal

// map and video
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std::cout << "The Magic Trip";
Walk();
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// On Chuchi's House
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TV::Music("Luis Miguel && Vicente Fernandez"); // great time
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// The way to the happiness:
for (i=0; i < CARTON.total; i++) {
    Albertux::Drink(can[i]);
}

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// April End.
}
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void Mayo() {
// May 1st
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// Add Taringa on http://BSE.AyalaSoft.net
BSE::Add("Taringa");
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// Upgrade Ubuntu 9.04 to 10.04 LTS
system("sudo mount -o loop ~/ubuntu-10.04-alternate-i386.iso /media/cdrom");
system("gksu \"sh /cdrom/cdromupgrade\"");
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// Cowboy Store
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struct  STORE  {
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} ; // End of struct STORE
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// Human* Albertux = new Cowboy();
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// Mayweather vs Mosley (FIGHT)
// Mayweather Wins
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// No more wasting time on facebook or twitter.
Albertux::Disable("twitter","facebook");
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// May 2
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// Lazy Sunday
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// May 3

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Walk();
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// beer night
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// May 4
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// The return of the Handyman
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void Work1() {
    Kill("furniture"); // Easy
    Dump("furniture"); // Easy
}
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void ret_str(char* s)
{
    if(*s != '\0')
         ret_str(s+1);
 
    std::cout<<*(s);
}
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std::cout<<ret_str("?reeB toG");
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// When you think you had finished
void Work2() {
    Move("furniture"); // Hard work (furniture inlaid with marble)
}
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// Thinking in Oklahoma
if (Albertux.work == handyman) { // never say never
    Albertux.location("Oklahoma");
}
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// Cinco de Mayo
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// ESL Conversation Clubs (Berryessa Branch && Dr. Roberto Cruz - Alum Rock Branch)
Albertux.walking=True;
Albertux.singing=True;
Albertux.speak="english";
// On Berryessa Chinese people
// On Dr. Roberto Cruz Mexican people
Albertux.like("one_girl"); // Next Wednesday maybe I see again
// I see again the Indian guy, I don't know his name
// Goto Home Depot. I need screwdrivers
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}
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// THE GLOBAL WARMING
// My notebook is hot, so I disarm an clean the heatsink
Albertux::Disarm("Voyager");
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}
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// My Uncle call me, he needs a guy to drive a truck
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Albertux::help("Uncle"); // Driving on San Jose
Albertux::enable("Music");
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// After 2 hrs, return to home. I don't have AS5 Thermal paste.
// Use the same paste that already had the processor.
Albertux::arm("Voyager");
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// Maybe only Web developers understand the next lane:
// Like Apache: "It Works".
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<?php
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////
// Script: db.php
// Description: php5 class handle MySQL connections
// Author: Albertux (Alberto Isaac Ayala Esquvias)
// FeedBack: <albertoi7@gmail.com>
// Web: http://Albertux.AyalaSoft.com (Blog)
// Licence: GPLv3
////////////////////////////////////////////////////
class DB
{
	private $settings = array (
		'user' => 'root',
		'pass' => 'qwerty',
		'db' => 'phpmyadmin',
		'host' => 'localhost'
	);
 
	private $link; // The f**king connection
 
	public function __construct($settings = null)
	{
		if (!empty($settings))
			foreach ($settings as $key => $value)
				$this->settings[$key]=$value;
	}
 
	public function connect()
	{
		$this->link = mysql_connect(
			$this->settings['host'],
			$this->settings['user'],
			$this->settings['pass']
		) or die('<!-- Could not connect: ' . mysql_error().' -->');
 
		//echo '<!-- Connected successfully -->'; // debug
 
		mysql_select_db($this->settings['db']) or
		die('<!-- Could not select database -->');
	}
 
	public function query($sql, $type = MYSQL_BOTH) // select
	{
		$this->connect();
 
		$query = mysql_query($sql, $this->link);
 
		while ($row = @mysql_fetch_array($query,$type))
			$return[] = $row;
 
		@mysql_close($this->link);
 
		return $return;
	}
 
 
	public function exec($sql) // insert, update, delete
	{
		$this->connect();
 
		$query = mysql_query($sql, $this->link);
 
		$return = @mysql_insert_id();
 
		@mysql_close($this->link);
 
		return $return;
	}
 
	public function __toString() // $obj = new DB(); print $obj;
	{
		$r = "Settings: ";
		foreach($this->settings as $key => $value)
			$r.="$key => $value; ";
		return $r."\n";
	}
}
?>

$dbh = new DB();
print $dbh;
$result = $dbh->query("YOUR_SQL_QUERY_HERE");
print_r($result);
$dbhr = new DB(array("db"=>"other","host"=>"remotehost"));
print $dbhr;
$result2 = $dbhr->query("YOUR_SQL_QUERY_HERE");