yum install mysql-server # mysql server
yum install php-mysql # php with mysql
/etc/init.d/mysqld start # start mysql (password empty)
# put mysqld and httpd in run levels
chkconfig mysqld --level 2345 on
chkconfig httpd --level 2345 on # httpd is all ready

# Port forward SSH to 2222 localhost:
VBoxManage modifyvm "CentOS" --natpf1 "guestsssh,tcp,,2222,,22"
# Port forward HTTP to 8080 localhost:
VBoxManage modifyvm "CentOS" --natpf1 "guestshttp,tcp,,8080,,80"
# bash aliases
alias start_centos='VBoxManage startvm "CentOS" --type headless'
alias centos='ssh -p 2222 root@localhost'

#  goto http://code.google.com/p/python-twitter/ on ubuntu:
apt-get install python-twitter

#!/usr/bin/env python
# -*- coding: UTF-8 -*-
# Albertux (Alberto Isaac Ayala Esquivias)
import re, twitter
import subprocess
####################
# TWITTER  ACCOUNT #
username='_________'
password='_________'
####################
####################
# EXECUTE COMMANDS #
start = ["command","param1","param2"]
stop = ["command","param1","param2"]
####################
####################
api = twitter.Api(username, password)
statuses = api.GetUserTimeline(USER_YOU_FOLLOW)
msgs = [s.text for s in statuses]
last_msg = msgs[0]
flag = re.findall(r"REGEX",last_msg,re.I)
if len(flag) > 0:
    subprocess.call(stop)
else:
    subprocess.call(start)

 watch -n 60 ./twitter_check

#include "family.h"

#!/usr/bin/env python
import twitter, sys
api = twitter.Api(USERNAME, PASSWORD)
if (len(sys.argv) < 2):
    sys.exit()
tweet = sys.argv[1]
status = api.PostUpdate(tweet[0:140])
print status.text

./tweet "tweet from command line"

// only replace the next line:
define('QT_SUPPORTED_WP_VERSION', '3.0');
// for this:
define('QT_SUPPORTED_WP_VERSION', '3.0.1');

#!/bin/bash
time -o output.log $CMD # -o: command not found, using /bin/dash works
/usr/bin/time -o output.log $CMD # works
/usr/bin/time $CMD 2> output.log # works

#!/usr/bin/ruby -w
# Autor: Albertux (Alberto Isaac Ayala Esquivias)
# URL/Blog: http://Albertux.AyalaSoft.com
# E-mail/spam: <albertoi7@gmail.com>
# Free Coke License: If you see me some day give me a free coke please.
# Description: This script maybe help people to find a fucking Job
 
require "rss/2.0"
require "open-uri"
require 'net/http'
require 'rexml/document'
 
# You need to change this values:
keywords = "keyword1+keyword2+keyword3"
zipcode = "10101"
 
def bitly(url)
	# Create account on Bit.ly
	login = ""
	api_key = ""
	data = Net::HTTP.get_response(URI.parse("http://api.bit.ly/v3/shorten?login="+login+"&apiKey="+api_key+"&longUrl="+url+"&format=xml")).body
	doc = REXML::Document.new(data)
	doc.elements.each('response/data/url') do |ele|
		url = ele.text
	end
	url
end
 
open("http://rss.indeed.com/rss?q=" + keywords + "&l=" + zipcode + "&sort=date") do | http |
	response = http.read
	result = RSS::Parser.parse(response, false)
	puts "\nChannel: " + result.channel.title + "\n\n"
	result.items.each_with_index do | item, i|
		puts "#{i+1}. #{item.title} ( " + bitly(item.link) +" )"
	end
end

#!/usr/bin/ruby -w
# Autor: Albertux (Alberto Isaac Ayala Esquivias)
# URL/Blog: http://Albertux.AyalaSoft.com
# E-mail/Spam: <albertoi7@gmail.com>
# Free Coke License: If you see me some day give me a free coke please.
# Description: This script maybe help people to find a fucking Job.
 
require "rss/1.0"
require "open-uri"
 
def craigslist_reader(feeds)
	feeds.each do | feed |
		open(feed) do | http |
			response = http.read
			result = RSS::Parser.parse(response, false)
			puts "\nChannel: " + result.channel.title + "\n\n"
			result.items.each_with_index do | item, i|
				puts "#{i+1}. #{item.title} #{item.link}" if i < 10
			end
		end
	end
end
 
craigslist_feeds = [
		"http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sof/index.rss",
		"http://sfbay.craigslist.org/web/index.rss",
		"http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eng/index.rss",
		"http://sfbay.craigslist.org/cpg/index.rss"
]
 
craigslist_reader(craigslist_feeds)

function currentTime() {
    currentTime = new Date();
    return {
        year: currentTime.getFullYear(),
        month: currentTime.getMonth() + 1,
        day: currentTime.getDate()
    };
}
 
now = currentTime();
 
if ( ( now.day == 14 ) && ( now.month == 6 ) && ( now.year == 2010 ) ){
    Albertux.prototype.age = 26; // Another year of life.
}

sudo apt-get install faad

#!/bin/bash
IFS=$'\t\n'
EXTS=( m4a M4A m4A M4a )
for EXT in ${EXTS[@]};
do
	for f in `find . -name "*.$EXT" -type f`;
	do
		echo "Converting m4a to mp3 ..."
		faad -o - "$f" | lame - "${f%.m4a}.mp3"
		rm $f
	done
done

sudo apt-get install easytag

Thread x = new Thread(); // works

// I do this, but it's wrong, only compare pair of numbers, damn!
// with other "for" works, but doesn't matter now.
// for (n=0; n<myArray.length; n++) {
for (i=0; i<myArray.length; i++) {
	if (MyArray[i] > MyArray[i+1]) {
		swap = MyArray[i];
		MyArray[i] = MyArray[i+1];
		MyArray[i+1] = swap;
	}
}
// }
// The real solution:
function sortNumber(a,b)
{
     return a - b;
}
MyArray.sort(sortNumber);

sudo apt-get install dhcp3-server firestarter

# as root
apt-get install macchanger
# change your mac address random
macchanger -r $DEVICE # eth0 or wlan0

mkfs.msdos $DEVICE